She's Not Catholic

"She's Not Catholic"
by Beth Isbell
© 2014 BeThisBell


v.1
I met a girl, but she didn't like me,
We had sex, BUT I LOST!
All her friends think I'm a psycho,
And all my friends are JUST FUCKED UP!


ch.
I don't know where the money goes,
All I know is she's not catholic,
And everytime that I pet her fish,
My head's screaming, she's not catholic!   (2x)


br.
I spent, all my money,
She stole, all my stuff,
I think, that she'll love me,
She says you're SO FUCKED UP!


v.2
I met her father, he just shot me,
I met her mother, and WE HAD SEX!
All I want is second chances,
And all she needs is a BIG FAT CHECK!


ch.
I don't know where the money goes,
All I know is she's not catholic,
And everytime that I pet her fish,
My head's screaming, she's not catholic! (2x)

She's not catholic!
She's not catholic!

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